Joke

Three men died and went to heaven. Upon their arrival, they were greeted by the ever-omnipresent St. Peter.

Now, when you enter heaven, you get to choose what kind of car you want to drive. See, heaven is large, so some kind of personal transport is necessary for commuting since God doesn't advocate public transport. So you tell St. Peter how many years you have been married and he gives you a suitable car.

So the three men queue up in front of St. Peter and he asks the first man, "OK, tell me how many years you have been married."

"21 years, sir"

"Ever cheated on your wife?"

"Uhh, yeah, about 5 times", the man admits sheepishly.

"That's OK, you're forgiven", says St. Peter. "A Pinto for you then". So off drives the man in his new Pinto.

The second man comes up and St. Peter asks the same question.

"41 years, sir," declares the man proudly.

"Ever cheated?" asks St. Peter.

"Yeah once but it was on our first year and we've worked it out, and it's been smooth since," says the man.

"Hmm, Cadillac for you then," says St. Peter. And off drives the man happily in his new Cadillac.

Now, the third man steps up and declares confidently that he's been married for "63 years and never looked at another woman once. And I've treated my wife like a queen ever since."

"Wow, now that's what I like to hear!" says St. Peter proudly. "You get a Bentley."
So off the man drives in his spanking new Arnage.

Couple of minutes later, the two guys driving the Pinto and the Cadillac see the guy driving the Bentley parked by the side of the road, bawling his eyes out. He is absolutely crying. They stop by the side of the road, quickly get out and ask him, concerned, "Hey man, what's wrong?"

The guy replies through tears, "I passed by my wife on the road just now."

"And she was on a skateboard!"