Physicists Successfully Store and Retrieve Nothing

I do that all the time. It's called a bank acccount.

If that title wasn't enough to bamboozle you, this article should. I do not boast but my level of language comprehension is pretty competent, above average. Even so, I still could not make head or tail of exactly what they were trying to explain, even after reading it twice over with a fine-tooth comb. See what you make of it.