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Do you know how many books can keep you alive for a few months? Well a million, if you consider Homer's The Iliad, which I've just bought along with a few thousand others. I mean you'd buy Clarkson's books if he was an author you liked too. Just like people like James Patterson or Tom Clancy or whomever suits your fancy this week, I like Jeremy Clarkson. No coincidence there that he's the main presenter for Top Gear. Extremely witty and quick thinking, he's the backbone of the program, the backing of things. His metaphors are the stuff of legend and his similes are simply, utterly brilliant. No other word for it.

I wanna be Clarkson. No. I want his job.