Sunday, July 20, 2008

A letter to the Man Above

Dear To-All-Entities-Considered-Holy,

I'll keep this short, because you guys probably get stuff like this a million times a day. How you keep track I have no idea because even with all the organizers in the world, I couldn't either.

My grandmother does not have long left. We all know this - and you guys should too. With what remaining time she has left among the human race, please grant her all the happiness you could possibly give to anyone, ever. Absolve her of her transgressions, violations and shortfalls so that when she finally does go, it'll be a moment of realisation to those that surround her. For we know that if you guys do that, she'll be in a place that is free of all Earthly sins and pain and that she'll be happy ever after, for eternity.

Thanks fellas. Hope to hear from whoever does your emails up there.

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